Thursday, June 7, 2007

Why are you still carrying the girl?

One day, Master SK and his disciple Saw-Raw were on their way to The SK-ool, after trying to impart some intelligence to the idiots of nearby village. As usual, the unstoppable Saw-Raw continues to strain his brain and pose “tough” questions.

“Vara vara, neenga overaa kadalai podreenga. Yen enna maathiri content-oda ponnunga kooda pesa maattengareenga?”

Pinna content-oda pesi unna maathiri Raw-Saw mathiri mokka poda solriyaa? Idam, porul, yeval paathu thaan content-oda pesanum. Un kitta naan eppavavathu content-oda pesirukkanaa sollu. Annaikku oru naal, ji-Know oru Confucius-oda quote sonna. Do you remember?

“Ethu?”

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. So that is exactly why I don’t talk with content most often. Moreover, if you talk with content to them, they will think that they are also, as intelligent as, if not more than, you. And obviously you know that no one is as intelligent as you. So why give them even a slim chance to think so? So don’t talk content, talk crap just like you do with me.

“Aprom, ponnunga enna muttaalunnu nenaikka arambichaanganna, how will I be able get a gal?”

Hahaha, Don’t worry Saw-Raw. Ponnungalukku theriyum nu solara aambalaingala vida theriyaathu nu solra aambalaingala thaan pudikkum. You know why? They feel insecure with intelligent guys, because these guys make them realize their lack of it. Ithukku innum vilakkam venumna namma SK-ool la rettai piravinga irukkaanga illa. Vela vetti illaama anga anga kuli thondi copper thedaraen, gold thedaren nu velayaadittu iruppaangale. Avanga kitta kelu.

“You mean, naa(n)-Veen and shoe-Boo?”

Yeh, right. Athulayum naa(n)-Veen has a lot more expertise and experience in this Matter. He knows more than 64 arts.

Meanwhile, they come across a stream and it seemed the water level had risen after they crossed it the day before on their way to the village. And the small, dilapidated wooden bridge that used to stand there had been washed away.

“Thala, anga paarunga. Shriyavayum, Asinayum sethu panna mathiri oru statue nikkuthu.”

Irunthuttu poguthu. Namakkenna atha pathi. Namma velaya pathuttu polaam vaa.

“Cha, enna manushan neenga. Paavam antha ponnu, stream-a cross panna mudiyaama thavichittu nikkuthu. Naan poi help panna poren. Neenga vanthaalum sari, varalannaalum sari.”

As Saw-Raw approaches the Shriya-Asin Club-edit remix, she briskly walks to the Master and starts talking.

“Hi Master. I can’t cross the stream without getting wet completely. Ungala paathaa romba nallavar maathiri theriyuthu. Can you please carry me across the stream?”

Being the kindest human being that he is, Master SK agrees after thinking for a few minutes. Saw-Raw rummages through his backpack to find anything sharp. Meanwhile, the Master lifts the gal on his shoulders and carries her across the stream. She thanks him and leaves. Saw-Raw crosses the stream and joins his Master. So unexpected of Saw-Raw, he keeps silence and walks behind the Master till they reach the gates of The SK-ool. He stops the Master.

“Neenga pannathu konjam kooda sari illa. Yen antha ponnukku help panneenga. How can you claim to be a “Master” after you have touched a gal?”

“Saw-Raw, I left the gal right there on the banks of the stream. Why are you still carrying her in your head?”

6 comments:

Shoe-Boo & Naa(n)-veen said...

SK,

1) Neenga eppothan content-oda paesuveenga? antha kaalam eppo varumo?? Content-oda atleast oru postavuthu podunge.. please

2) "Never argue with an idiot"... At least now you know why we dont argue with you. You've lots of experience.

3) "Ponnungalukku theriyum nu solara".... Valee padatha patheenghala??

4) “You mean, naa(n)-Veen and shoe-Boo?”.... Naanga padicha Sk-oola neenga than head master.

5) "Shriya-Asin Club-edit remix"... Master unga kindness oru old man/woman road cross pannumpothu varuma??

6) “Saw-Raw, I left the gal right there on the banks of the stream. Why are you still carrying her in your head?”.... Eppo theriyuthu why you are still single. You leave women half way through the journey and dont go till the end.

"Master" "Master" nnu solreengale... "Barotta master"a "Tea master"a "Sarakku Master"a?? Konjam theliva sollungale "Master"...

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Dont pretend that..
- You are the "Master"
- You are not interested in Asin-Shriya statue
- You are not jealous by Saw-Raw carrying her in his head

sk said...

//Neenga eppothan content-oda paesuveenga? antha kaalam eppo varumo??//
Unga kooda epdi da content-oda pesurathu. And i have given the reason for that in the post.

//"Never argue with an idiot"... At least now you know why we dont argue with you. You've lots of experience.//
Yeh, i have been talking to you for about 5 months. And that is more than enough to make me realize that.

//We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.//
If pretension is truth, i would like to continue to pretend to be like this. ;)

Sara said...

SK, vara vara yagavaa mudivar mathiri pesaa armbichitingha...

enghala mathiri aarpaa maanida pathar kitta pesathingha ...

Pramod said...

SK Master leads his blindfolded disciples into wilderness of pure passion but leaving them high and dry at the moment of ecstasy can be detrimental in the long run. The auto-pilot mode of the Master is experiencing turbulence.

It’s time to take corrective action as SK has missed another opportunity. Leaving the girl at the bank is a colossal misfortune to the growth and well being of the SK disciple community.

Another prospective disciple lost!!

Dios de Mayo Ahorra el Amo.

sk said...

Pramod,
it seems you got too emotional by the disciple-miss-gal episode.

//SK Master leads his blindfolded disciples..//
All the Master is trying to remove the blindfolds that his disciples have put on by themselves.

Moreover, you got to note that the gal requested the Master to carry her across and its not the Master offered to do so.

//Leaving the girl at the bank is a colossal misfortune to the growth and well being of the SK disciple community.//
OMG! you meant organic growth huh? :o

//Dios de Mayo Ahorra el Amo.//
Entha bashaila irukka ketta vaartha ithu?

Naa(n)-veen said...

An author (the "Master" here)is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.